Our car won’t start so we call RACV (equivalent to the AAA for you yanks, I think). They ask us if we are members and read out our member number. We do and they can’t find us and “ask are you sure it’s RACV?”
Really? Really? Really RACV? Really? You honestly think we 1) don’t know who we are with and 2) can’t read “RACV” off our member card.